Brrrrr

Well, at least it's cold today. After yesterdays rant, the universe must have heard my lamenting and sent me some frigid arctic air. That makes me happy in a twisted way. If I can't throw snow at the Duck, at least I can force him to wear gloves. Small victories.

I have nothing else really blog worthy to report. Yesterday we went to Fortunoff to try and scam them out of some lenox soup bowls. That was a miserable failure. I also managed to see 10 patients yesterday and not write a single chart note. Also going to be a miserable failure when I attempt to remember who has what today. And this morning when I attempted to get dressed, I realized my black dress pants, which up until the wedding were almost obscenely too big, now barely zip.

Yippie. I have already gained my allotment for the first trimester and I have 4 weeks to go. That's gonna rock, I'm sure.

We did get a treadmill from a friend and the Duck is going about trying to cancel our still-shiny-from-lack-of-use gym membership. Maybe I will be able to waddle my fat furry ass upstairs to use the treadmill in my house. Although I've had it for 2 days and I haven't made it up there yet...

Is it too early to start buying maternity muumuus?